Just what on earth is mobile advertising?

Alright people. For one last time, one freaking last time, I’ll try to clarify some of the most common misconceptions about mobile advertising.

What is mobile advertising?

It’s time to come out of the cave, pal. Even my granny knows about it. Mobile advertising is nothing but ads on your mobile phone – as simple as that.

Oh dear god, why do they send me ads?

To help you take part in the space research program sponsored by the NASA. Okay; I’m kidding. Ads on mobile phones serve the same purpose as ads on TV, magazines, newspapers, radio, and the internet. All these ads want to sell you something.

Ugh; can you explain further?

Sure I can. You see, you take your mobile phone with you no matter where you go, don’t you? You get ads on TV, you see ads on magazines and newspapers, and you have ads all over the internet. However, there is a fundamental difference between these ads and mobile ads. The response rate for the former is not so impressive. The reason is – you can always skip those ads. You can change the channel during an ad break, you can simply overlook an ad in a magazine, and you can easily block ads in the internet using your browser. However, with mobile phones, the response rate is very high as people will surely check out text messages and attend calls. In other words, an ad on a mobile phone will never go unnoticed.

What the hell? How can they send me ads without my permission?

Relax bro. No one is going to send ads to your mobile phone without your permission. This is precisely the reason why they’ve come up with something called the opt-in facility. What this means is – you can opt in to a mobile advertising campaign any time you want. If you don’t like it for some reasons, you can easily opt out of it any time you want. Easy as 1-2-3.

But why would I say yes to mobile ads, even if I had the choice to opt out any time I want?

Good question. See, mobile ads are not sent by loonies on a random basis. There is something called targeted advertising which makes things better. When you opt in to a mobile advertising campaign, you’ll be usually asked about your interests, likes and dislikes, brands you like, products you use, and a whole bunch of such questions. Using this data, mobile advertisers will be able to send relevant, targeted ads to you.

For example, if you’re a big foodie, an advertiser can send a discount coupon for a big Mac. If you’re a fitness freak, he can send you a WAP link to a site which discusses the latest trends in fitness and bodybuilding. In other words, the ads you get on your mobile phone will match your interests so you can make use of the information one way or the other.

All that is fine. I don’t want mobile ads. Now what do I do?

That’s cool. If you don’t want mobile ads, don’t opt in to any mobile ad campaign. Strictly say no to them. If you’re already a part of a campaign, simply opt out of it.

Do I only get promotional offers and discount coupons via mobile ads?

No, there are more interesting offers. How does free talk time sound to you? Or how about free text messages? Hell, there are companies that pay you to get ads on your mobile phone. There are companies which offer such things for real. Virgin does that, Blyk does that, and a number of other operators are contemplating on that. If you have doubts, check out this, this, this, this, and this.

Oh that’s nice. But I read in XYZ website that mobile ads are intrusive, a threat to privacy, etc?

Screw them. What do you think? The telecom industry is highly competitive. They just can’t afford to annoy their customers. Especially in this age of internet, they just can’t afford to make a mistake for they’ll be ripped apart by thousands of websites and blogs.

But I’m still not convinced?

Well; I think this story will convince you. China Mobile, the biggest mobile operator in the world, was made to eat humble pie due to mobile ad spam. So, I repeat, operators will not take the risk of annoying their customers with spam ads.

But what if operators all over the world made a pact and started sending ads no matter what?

What if the sun exploded? What if aliens popped out of your PC? What if George Bush got elected for the third time? What if Paris Hilton became a professor in Harvard?

See, these what-ifs are endless. Most importantly, they’re not gonna happen. So, stop thinking like a fiction writer.

Phew; so there it is folks. Hope that clarifies all your doubts about mobile phone advertising. Now, tell me. What more could I do to convince the so-called experts who constantly spew hate-filled passages about mobile advertising without any basic understanding?

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Mobile phone reaches the moon

I found this news interesting and weird at the same time. NASA has joined hands with the British National Space Centre to build a cell phone network on the moon. Yep; you heard me right. On the moon!!!

Already, as we all know, NASA has planned to build a colony in the moon after 2020. Now, it is planning further to help the people who might live in that proposed colony. With an uplink speed of 2 Kbps and downlink speed of 3 Kbps, you’ll be able to send text messages from earth to moon.

What next? Will the IRS start an office in the moon to collect taxes from the colonists over there?

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